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Q. What is the purpose of the Order of The Iron Test Pattern?

A. Our association serves no purpose other than to recognize one another for what we are - survivors!

Q. What is the Order of The Iron Test Pattern motto?

A. Through snow and glitches, dropouts and ghosts, we survive - undaunted.

Q. To what end do we serve?

A. We are dedicated to "hanging in" under all circumstances, we unsung heroes of television and cable, are on the working end of the "show-must-go-on" button -- even if it means using our own finger in place of the fuse.

Q. Why were additional ranks recently added by the Ruling Junta?

A. New rankings have been added to "stimulate" the old Order.

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